richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(via hella-rad-but-super-sad)

  • adult: what are those two boys just talking to the camera, and why are you so interested in it??
  • me: YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY LIFE

telapathetic:

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

i wish you lived in narnia

(via hella-rad-but-super-sad)

ruthcrawfordseeger-official:

how many of us, as children, have had creeping thoughts of “i think i have a crush on somebody of my own gender” or “i wish i were another gender” and dismissed them so swiftly and so effectively because those ideas were unnatural and unconscionable that they never had the chance to grow into our identities? how many more of us, when finally told from childhood that queerness is a real and good option, will be queer and will love it?

(via theoncominqstorm)

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

Q

wilsonkingofprussia asked:

You seriously deserve a gangbang. Every hole pounded just right

A

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

arcticrimjob:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

congration

u done it

u guessed my secret fantasy

Every reply looks like you’re trolling desperate men.

y’all always think im being sarcastic but 78% of the time im not and this really is my secret fantasy

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

(via gaaralover)

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

(via gaaralover)

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

(via maggieshawolexotic)

fuckhealth:

she looks particularly sharp today.

(via 319px)

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.
tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.
tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.
tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.
tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.
tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.
tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.
tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

(via gaaralover)

“Fuck, I want to have her in ways no one else has ever had her or ever will have her.”

canadumb:

I don’t get why you all obsess over this show

(via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)